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Okay poeple, I officially rock. 100 words, perfectly. A pirate rap, for [livejournal.com profile] blackbuffet. Youll have to do the rapping yourself, but the metre is fairly straightforward and you can use your imagination ;) This didn't even take me all that long, and I only had to cut one word in order to have it turn out. Obviously, pirates are my true calling.

All pirates go to Hell

Keep your mp3s, your copied dvds
Who you think you are, never even been to sea
You're not a pirate 'til your sword is bloody
'til you've tortured, raped or killed somebody
It's more than just the stealing
Which you think you find appealing
We're not in this for the fun
Not for the ladies and the rum
Yeah our lives are short and merry
But don't forget starvation and scurvy
And at the end there ain't nothin' but death
A short drop – a tight rope chokin' out your last breath
It ain't so swell
All pirates go to Hell!
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