Utter Sillyness

The whole room recoils
But I haven't got the heart
To excuse my fart

also:

A writer of poems and fiction
Had problems with rhyming and diction
She heaved a great sigh,
Wiped a tear from her eye,
And said "Screw this, I'm going back to bed."

Drabble #14 - Coconuts

The daily writing challenge over at august_writing today was to use your music player of choice to select a song, and use its title for the first line of your story. I came up with "Shake your Coconuts" by junior senior, and I couldn't really resist. Whee! I need sleep ;_;

( Shake'em! )