DELICATE DREAMS PRINCESS W/HOR
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measured_wordsDELICATE DREAMS PRINCESS W/HOR
My wallet (black fake fur with a glow in the dark skull in crossbones – it Is worn out but surely you can understand why I am loathe to part with it!) currently contains generic things. Credit and bank cards, some money. An old copy of my birth certificate. Various punch hole cards for free food and ice cream. Some other id, and so forth. Loose change. Lots of lint. Not much special. Except for two little tags I’ve been carrying around for years now.
They’re pretty innocuous, in theory. One if from Toys R Us, the other from a toy display at some grocery store – I can’t remember where I grabbed it. Maybe the Superstore in Fredericton.
My little cousin (well technically my cousin’s son, whatever that makes him to me) went through my wallet once, and asked me why I had them – why I’d felt the need to steal these price stickers. I told him they were funny. He disagreed. I told him he wasn’t old enough o understand. I think maybe I just have an intensely dirty mind. Maybe it’s both.
Barbie Nibbles Horse, $19.98.
What does that bring to mind for you? A perfect plastic princess, sprawled in sexless nudity on her hands and knees, looking up shyly, or maybe slyly, at the camera as she advances towards a rearing plastic stallion who is maybe a little more anatomically correct? Is this a toy store or something you might find on the top shelf of the seediest x-rated film stores? Barbie Nibbles Horse. Marked down from $29.99.
No one wants to shell out to watch you debase yourself in such bestiality, Delicate Dreams Princess…. Is that ‘with horse’ or just whore less an ‘e’? Only $19.99!
My wallet (black fake fur with a glow in the dark skull in crossbones – it Is worn out but surely you can understand why I am loathe to part with it!) currently contains generic things. Credit and bank cards, some money. An old copy of my birth certificate. Various punch hole cards for free food and ice cream. Some other id, and so forth. Loose change. Lots of lint. Not much special. Except for two little tags I’ve been carrying around for years now.
They’re pretty innocuous, in theory. One if from Toys R Us, the other from a toy display at some grocery store – I can’t remember where I grabbed it. Maybe the Superstore in Fredericton.
My little cousin (well technically my cousin’s son, whatever that makes him to me) went through my wallet once, and asked me why I had them – why I’d felt the need to steal these price stickers. I told him they were funny. He disagreed. I told him he wasn’t old enough o understand. I think maybe I just have an intensely dirty mind. Maybe it’s both.
Barbie Nibbles Horse, $19.98.
What does that bring to mind for you? A perfect plastic princess, sprawled in sexless nudity on her hands and knees, looking up shyly, or maybe slyly, at the camera as she advances towards a rearing plastic stallion who is maybe a little more anatomically correct? Is this a toy store or something you might find on the top shelf of the seediest x-rated film stores? Barbie Nibbles Horse. Marked down from $29.99.
No one wants to shell out to watch you debase yourself in such bestiality, Delicate Dreams Princess…. Is that ‘with horse’ or just whore less an ‘e’? Only $19.99!
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Date: 2007-08-08 11:46 pm (UTC)